rusty cum

when you are made out of metal and jack off for the first time in a long time and your cum comes out all rusty

Colossus: Dude I tried to jack off and it my cum was all rusty
Optimus Prime: same here man idk what the fuck's going on idk why we have rusty cum

by Yeet: Your Ear Eats Trucks March 8, 2025

Rusty Rose

When you bang a chick on her period then pull it out and put it in her back door.

I pulled a rusty rose on Ashley last night for the first time. She loved it

by S&MDefines May 16, 2023

Rusty

You are very shy and have 3 younger siblings who you find very annoying. Once you stop being so shy and people get to know you, you can be really sweet. Your favorite foods are Chicken and Macaroni

Rusty doesn't want to hang out with me.

by Frozenfan724(9) June 20, 2021

Rusty Firetruck

When You Fuck a girl in the ass while she has Diarrhea and when you pull out she squirts highly pressurized liquid brown Lava all over you

I had to take two showers yesterday after I gave Karen a rusty firetruck

by JDNegan74 June 17, 2018

RUSTY DUSTY

an absolute dump truck of an ass, like we're cardi b, nicki minaj status. you know the want to hang with but you won't bring home to momma.

Check out the rusty dusty on that dish!

by Krysstall April 22, 2021

Rusty fluegelhorn

Not to be confused with the rusty trombone or rusty bagpipe, the rusty fluegelhorn is a more esoteric sexual performance which requires coordination and dexterity due to the physical condition of the recipient.

First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.

"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"

"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."

by Sk!n August 30, 2024

Rusty Bussy

A straight or gay man who enjoys anal sex but refuses to clean it before the anal pounding.

My step brother enjoys the pegging I give him but refuses to clean before hand. He's my little rusty bussy.

by Rustytrombone23 January 12, 2025