Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.

My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.

by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018

three hole punch

to shoot someone up to three times

three hole punch to his fuckin dome, ayy

by yungdaggerdick(thatsmyhandle) October 30, 2017

Punch Bun

(n) A variation of the childhood game where kids traveling through the country would encounter a Volkswagen Beetle and the first kid to see a punch bug (VW) yells "PUNCH BUG" and punches someone in the arm. Yet, this is when someone witnesses a man wearing a Man Bun in public, whether it be at a coffee house, bar, gender-neutral bathroom, or in the general public, the person punches the other person on the arm and yells "PUNCH BUN".

(Nick sees a guy with a man bun and punches Bill in the arm)

Bill: Agghh! What the fuck, Nick?

Nick: (pointing to the guy with the man bun) Punch Bun, motherfucker!

Bill: Ah, game on. Do you want to get an espresso?

(The guy with the man bun walks by Nick & Bill and sighs)

by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024

Emmy Punch

A type of punch in which the puncher uses the side of the fist to attack the victim.

Damn, that pimp just used the emmy punch on his hoe.

by Wordwizird August 5, 2011

mouth punch

To punch another individual with your mouth, on their mouth. Can also be called "kissing".

"God, Matt is so fucking hot I just want to mouth punch him."

by munchies4urbass January 24, 2014

Mouse Punch

Smacking someone in the face with your erect penis

I mouse punched my girlfriend
Hey do you want a mouse punch
Can I give you a mouse punch

by Pervington August 31, 2022

Carolina Muck Punch

The act of dipping your fist in olive oil and pepper flakes and shoving it into another’s butt hole.

An intense Carolina Muck Punch was healthily administered to the missbehaving inmates.

by Borgus shmord May 5, 2025