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Black Woman

A beautiful, exotic, and independent woman that doesn’t need anyone telling her how to do or say something. She is her own person not a copy and paste and needs to be treated with care <3
Reporter 1: y/n was the first black woman to achieve unprecedented feats in mathematics in 1963 on her own
by Potato writer June 19, 2020
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black widow

1) Latrodectus Hesperus, the western black widow spider or western widow, is a venomous spider species found in western regions of North America. The female's body is 14–16 mm (1/2 in) in length and is black, often with an hourglass-shaped red mark on the lower abdomen. The female can secrete a neurotoxin which can be fatal (especially to children and elderly). The male is harmless.

2) Black Widow (Чёрная вдова, "Chernaya Vdova") (Natalia Alianovna "Natasha" Romanova,1 also known as Natasha Romanoff) is a fictional character, appearing in comic books published by Marvel Comics. Created by editor and plotter Stan Lee, scripter Don Rico, and artist Don Heck, the character first appeared in Tales of Suspense No. 52 (April 1964). The character was first introduced as a Russian spy, an antagonist of the superhero Iron Man.

3) A prank in which the prankster (typically male fraternity member) pulls down his pants, spreads his butt cheeks and places his butt-hole on the nose of an unconscious friend (or nemesis) who has typically drunk himself into such a stupor he does not respond and is photographed multiple times in this toxic position. The name black widow references the black body of the spider represented by the prankster's poop filled butt-hole and and the dark legs of a black widow represented by the prankster's dark wispy butt hairs splaying in all directions on either side of the nose of the black widow's victim.
Example of a black widow:
Person A passes out laying on his back...nose erect and exposed
Person B approaches, giggles, shimmies down his pants, giggles again...spreads butt cheeks apart as far as possible to expose the black/pink bellied body of the black widow, then person B sits on person A's face so that person B's butt hole fits snugly over the nose of passed out person A. The butt hairs from person B naturally fall on the face of person A..splaying across his cheeks like the legs of a black widow...
by doctorbone December 12, 2013
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Black Conservative

A black person who dose not play into the hands of the democrats and dose better things than call you a rasist. The black person in not a sellout
darn he is better Black Conservative not a sellout
by GABRIALD January 20, 2021
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Black Female

A female who is Black, and usually of African descent. These women are in many places around the world, most commonly in Africa, and the Americas. Black females are the cuviest women around, known for having a larger percentage of women with large, round bottoms and fuller breasts. They also have fuller lips and rounded noses. Their eye shapes vary just as much as their skin tones. Black females come in every shade on the spectrum, from very light (but not pink) to very dark. All of these tones are exotic and beautiful and make Black females stand apart from both White and Asian women. They are the most womanly females in the world, and they have the oldest bloodlines on Earth.

Black females are underrated in the United States because of the racial history in the country, and because White men know they can never get one. Black females around the world are the most exotic looking women. They mainly prefer Black and Latino men. Many also like Asian men. They do not like White men.
Wow, look at that exotic Black female over there, I wonder where she is from.
by Jupiter2io August 4, 2010
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jack black

the only gay eskimo that's trying to watch his figure by ordering only four chicken mcnuggets instead of six while playing a one note song and eating a junior western bacon chee.
Jack Black is probably the most inspirational and talented fat singer/guitarist/actor I know (and trust me, I know plenty).
by Rich Headley April 17, 2006
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black hag

A hetero sexual female who enjoys company of black men. she is usualy primarily white or of italian or other origin. not black in color but i soul . as apposed to fag hag. where a female hold company with fags..

black hags hang with black males and have fun with them.

she has a black soul.. and white exterior and sense of rythem and ghetto..
Me and my black hag girl went up town to the hip hop bowling alley and tied it on with my friends.

I had sex with m fag hag white biach.. she left her white boy friend behind.
by artifiial nigga January 12, 2010
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Black LOL

Something so funny that everybody laughs so hard that after they are done laughing they all breath in at the same time causing the universe to get sucked in with it
Jim: ...And then my ROFLcopter went SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

Shonzie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!one!!!

Entire room: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!eleven

*Everyone breathes*

boom the universe is gone

Jim: OMG a Black LOL
by Shonzie September 29, 2008
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