October 26

October 26th is national penis day! Celebrate the wonderful pecker between the men’s legs!

You: it’s October 26th! You know what that means! happy national penis day!

Friend: what’s that?

You: the day we appreciate and celebrate the penis!

by BigDaddyBick October 26, 2019

October 31

National Satan’s day!

Oh hi bob what’s today?
Bob: it’s October 31 that means it’s national satans day!
Oh... no

by ÄßhërÅßh October 27, 2019

October 29

Tommorow everyone will go to school naked . Fully naked get ready for your school being filled with people fucking

October 29

by My moms kitchen October 28, 2019

October 29th

On October 29th, Lorelei must forfeit her kitten to Kemi and she will take care of it for the rest of her life

Kemi: Oh it's October 29th! Hand over your kitten Lorelei.

by Kemakarmi October 28, 2019

October 29

Slap ass day slap an ass of any lady u want to

October 29th is Slap ass day is a day where u can slap any ass u want

“Slap” ........ ass cheek has been clapped

by Dads duty Boi October 28, 2019

October 29

Take this day to slap the tallest person in your friend group or the stupidest person in your friend group

Hey Sam it’s October 29 let’s go slap Joseph

by 70005065 October 28, 2019

October 29

National hold hands with your bf/gf day

Lucy: hey guess what day it is
Kevin: October 29th

Lucy : give me your hand
Kevin: fine
Lucy: *links hand with hers*

by Jelly licker October 29, 2019