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bean monster

A feared legend among 70 million countries
YO THE BEAN MONSTER KILLED MY MOM 😩
by rhinestone toes January 23, 2021
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The OK Monster

The OK monster is a character from The Walking Peyton. He is a living OK hand, "👌" , from the 14 1/2 dimension. He accompanies The Walking Peyton on his adventures.
"Who is your fav. character on the walking peyton?"

"Probably the ok monster"
by Mark Grant January 27, 2021
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Cunt Monster

Cunt Monster (noun) a vicious, all consuming, angry, enraged woman. Not a lady!

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example: we've only been married three months but that Cunt Monster just keeps consuming everything I make, including my cock. My wallet is sore than my cock. M.A.
by MomtanaMattw/8+ January 28, 2021
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Pickled Monster Munch Day

February 3rd is Pickled Onion Monster Munch Day so grab a pack and eat them.
What is February 3rd
Oh that Pickled Monster Munch day
by Taehyun is cute February 1, 2021
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Monster

Monster is an energy drink that was introduced by Hansen Natural Company in April of 2002. Monster has a 35% share of the energy drink market.
I had some Monster today!
by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021
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Monster

A person who says that they will help in any activity and then becomes a no-show claiming that they had to give money to their kid but couldn't pull $20 out of their pants.
Jimbo: Hey "monster"? you wanna run a raid later tonight.
Monster: sure thing, I'll be there
.... 20 hours later and no sign of him, he's definitely a monster.
by monster0024 February 4, 2021
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Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.
“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night
by CreeperAu February 9, 2021
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