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pork monster

During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.
I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret
by Malikhyi magnum August 4, 2020
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Elo monster

Someone who purposely makes you or your team lose to make you go down in rankings
He is a elo monster
by Zachariah Cornelius October 5, 2025
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yawn monster

when somebody yawns almost constanly. all of the time.
"oh my goodness...your such a yawn monster"
or "baillie is a yawn monster"
by chelsea. February 20, 2008
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Monster alert

Your phone doesnt send you one when a monster is near.
The monster's ankle monitor didnt set off a monster alert in their area.
by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020
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Cookie monster

a god cookie monster is the definition of your mom asking if your an endless pit he can eat so many cookies its insane and he is THE BEST sesame street character he's big and blue and he eats cookies
cookie monster is coming pull out the cookies
by because im short May 6, 2022
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monster

A child. A person or thing that is excessive in its nature usually in reference to its size or appearance. One who deviates in their social behaviour, who is compulsive or maniacal. An abomination of nature or a mutation there of, a freak. A creature that is distorted, dangerous and that corrupts. A psychopath, criminally insane, a killer. One with bad intentions with full malice aforethought. Having no sense of morality or boundaries Cruel without reason. An entity that promotes chaos, death and spiritual decay. Aberrations not of this world. A white person. A fiend.
Damn your girlfriend is such a slut, she can't get enough, she's a monster of cock.
by clemrico January 23, 2022
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Loch Ness Monster

The Loch Ness Monster is a famous coaster located at Busch Gardens Williamsburg. Due to the coaster being outdated and almost half a century old, it’s intensely rough. Famous for its interlocking loops, it is the only rollercoaster to have interlocking loops in 2022.
by anonymous October 28, 2022
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