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woo master general

the most badass person you will ever meet. supersexy.
HOLY SHIT ITS THE WOO MASTER GENERAL!!!! BOW DOWN TO HIS AMAZINGNESS!!!!!
by W.M.G.V2 July 27, 2009
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Pixel Masterbation

To have Exposed Wanking Pleasure with yourself Over a Animated Character in MMORPGs....
Games such as WoW hold Many of these People and are known to find Perverts on who Get turned on and Flirt with others on a game only knowing what their Characters Looking like

Pervert: oi oi sexy
Person: err hi
Pervert: Wanna come to Goldshire inn
Person: Yeh sure
Pervert: Okies Lets go
-both go into the in-
Pervert: -screams- IT HAS A DICK!
Pixel Masterbation: -two perverts in the corner Checking out a female Night elf- Look at her Boobs and ass! Dibbs!
by Holychuckle August 26, 2009
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su-mashed

super smashed, drunk beyond all healthy limits
Did you see Chenier on the golf course yesterday? SU-MASHED!
by Righto26 July 27, 2010
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donk master

someone who can get bootyy!! and is alaways on donk patrol.
Christian get so much ass hes the fucin donk master!
by kewlwhip November 22, 2010
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Mississippi Mashed Potato

The act of taking a pure shit into a females pussy and making her wet so it slobs out.
Sharon sure did love that sloppy wet Mississippi Mashed Potato.
by RainbowHugger March 4, 2011
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eyebrow master

he who hails form the "Land Of New", carrying with him only the fur (in some cases pubes) of an elk, wallaby and/or GRIZZLY BEAR, neatly and strategically fasten to his lower forehead in gratuitous quantities.

hides under a glow in the dark Led Zeppelin t-shirt, thus making him an easy target for eyebrow harvesters. therefore there is only one known "eyebrow master" living among us in the modern world.
by ManCastLE! March 15, 2011
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Light master

A white male who is so white that he cannot be detected in the presence of strong light. His skin has no pigmentation and he will never tan, not even on the surface of the Sun.He is the complete opposite of a shadow master. While shadow masters have accepted their powers and blended into society, a light master will very rarely leave his natural habitat, typically a basement, an attic or any reclusive space. In many cases, their social skills are not very developed,and they must seek refuge elsewhere, like Runescape for example. This is why there are no "light master" groups. They travel and live alone, barely surviving each day as freaks of society. They are very aggressive and defensive about their skin tone, usually explaining that it's not their fault. They are just trying to fool you, and putting them in a corner will trigger their defense mechanism(disappearing into the light).They will usually retreat and not be seen for periods of months at a time. It is not dangerous to fuck with them, unless he is acquainted with a shadow master. In that case, do not fuck with them, unless you too are part of a powerful shadow master's entourage. In that case, feel free to do whatever the fuck you please.
Do not confuse them with albinos, who suffer from a sad illness. Light masters are very deceitful and evil,and will do anything to reach their ultimate goal of turning all shadow masters into light masters, which would spell the end of the world as we know it. At the moment, shadow masters are ironically their rulers, and it is not likely that the situation will change soon, unless we see the appearance of a super light master, who would obliterate the mighty shadow tribe. The rest is still unwritten...
by LightShadow September 11, 2011
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