Monster Mop

A Monster Mop is a ugly chick you keep on the side to help you clean up all your messes. She won't mind.

I messed up again but luckily i still got the monster mop.

by anonymous June 19, 2023

monster lemon

a lemon shaped thing that will eat your girlfriend

"hey man, im gonna eat you girl friend..

or maybe turn her into broth, lalalalala.."

monster lemon is a demon character thats shaped like a lemon and is in the game "friday night funkin"

by abichonfrise June 13, 2021

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by fliesonthewalls September 18, 2021

monster

a person that pours milk before the cereal

me: yo jack

jack: yeah

me: what order do you make cereal in

jack: milk-

me: excuse me, you fucking monster

by .--. ..- ... ... -.-- May 17, 2022

Cookie Monster

An absolute Icon, my spirit animal, amazing, bow down to him

Person 1: I want to be cookie monster

Person 2: YES

by jElly bEan is cool March 26, 2022

pork monster

During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.

I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret

by Malikhyi magnum August 4, 2020

Elo monster

Someone who purposely makes you or your team lose to make you go down in rankings

He is a elo monster

by Zachariah Cornelius October 5, 2025