Rich people magic

Things that get done for rich people that are taken for granted and seem like they are magically done.

People without staff can not appreciate all of the rich people magic that I enjoy!

If you are worried about daily tasks you don’t understand rich people magic.

If you have to ask the price, you aren’t rich people magic.

If you don’t get attention immediately and you don’t get pissed, you are not rich enough!

by @BigMac April 23, 2024

Allah's magic wand

Slang for the RPG-7, used commonly in the Middle East, where Islam is common.

Muhammad showed off his allah's magic wand.

by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT December 2, 2024

Chica's Magic Rainbow

That stupid bitch that decides to torment you when doing a Halloween minigame to get Chipper and Scott Cawthon in FNAF World. She keeps insulting you whenever you die and is a sarcastic shithead. And you thought that was it for her. If you want to 100% the game, you have to fight her in a boss fight. She gets pissed off and starts having a mental breakdown when you kill her.

Person 1: I finally killed Chica's Magic Rainbow!
Person 2: finally that bitch is gone.

by Gibberishidkrisjjj January 6, 2025

rubber and magic

Being seemingly physically invincible, especially due to youthfulllness

The girl fell from the first floor into the garden and got up with hardly a scratch. She’s really made of rubber and magic, it seems.

by vembertillion March 29, 2025

Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet

The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.

Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.

by Munt Master April 7, 2025

Double Stream Magic

The magical sensation of pooping water and peeing at the same time with preparing for a colonoscopy.

It was 4 in the morning before my colonoscopy, and I got to a point that I was pooping water and peeing at the same.

I call that double stream magic.

by Canadiantoker April 9, 2025

Upside Down Magic School Bus

when you wanna spice things up in the bed, and you tell your significant other that your feeling frisky tonight, the upside down magic school bus is a sex position that is performed by both parties doing handstand and it involves the man to ejaculate and have it fall into the woman's mouth and the woman shits and lands in the mans mouth, and only after this process. they will take turns sitting on eachother's faces and farting so many times in their faces, that it almost considered suffocation because the lack of oxygen being sent to the brain, only just clouds of fecal matter.

That woman is the love of my life, I think i'm gonna give her an upside down magic school bus.

by XXAIDZ69XX April 14, 2025