two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std

Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"

by country bear July 15, 2018

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

leg

A term used in NYC to describe a female or male who talks a lot of people; platonically/romantically.

Jay: Im talking to some fem name Cece

Kay: I heard she a leg , don’t mess with her.

by lia . 💋 February 10, 2023

Daddy Long Legs

A daddy is a way of labeling a someone as attractive and automatically gives them the dominant role in the relationship.
Also the oldest, best or biggest of something.

Long legs means the person has particularly long legs and often means they can run fast.

Isabelle is the daddy long legs.

by IsabellesBabyGirrl June 8, 2023

sex on legs

Jeon Jeongguk

Jeon Jeongguk? I heard he was a fetus before, but now he's sex on legs.

by kletsmeid123 May 26, 2017

Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"

by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022

kentucky fried chicken leg

The act of ejaculating on your partners leg during sex, and then having a third person nibble your partners leg and lick off the ejaculation. Three people are required and two of those must be siblings.

Hey you think your sister would be down for a Kentucky fried chicken leg?

As long as I am the one eating it off her legs.

Of course, I'll cum and you two enjoy!

See you then!

by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017