bro j simpson

a hella sik word that needs to be used more by the american people. basically the same as a bro, but waaaaay siiiiiiiker

sik ass pimp 1: yo nigga, whats up
sik ass pimp 2: not much bro j

hella sik dude: whats up bro j simpson?

by Fuskers November 16, 2006

getting the j done

Hooking up with a chick, random or not, and getting her in the sack. If she's dtf, your getting that j done. Aww yeah.

Yo dude, did were you getting the j done with the girl! Dude you're a fuckin' player!

by Smelly D January 5, 2009

Texas J-Walking

The act of driving while under the influence of alcohol, as exemplified by the US state of Texas.

Did you hear? George got nabbed Texas J-walking on his way home from the party last night.

by DShiznit October 28, 2014

Alyssa J I

Alyssa is the one person who you would never forget. She is one of the nicest people in the world and will do anything to make sure the one she cares about are safe. If you need to cry, she is the one you go to. If you need to laugh, she is the one you go to. If you need to be hugged and cared for, she is the one you go to. Alyssa is beautiful inside out. She has plenty of guys chasing her but if she doesn't like many of them. So if Alyssa likes you make sure you never let her go or mess up because you will always regret it. She is truly amazing.

Alyssa J I is the greatest girl in the world.

by Lagitiscool October 3, 2018

lil j residence

The best hood you'll ever go to theres a WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT. Go there talking bout Logan Paul or Jake Paul YOU'LL GET SHOT ! In every corner theres a bitch getting fucked . The hood is named after a guy with a huge penis Lil J

Yo I went to lil j residence it was awesome !!!

by I wanna fuck Kylie Jenner October 12, 2018

J. Dennis Hastert

Referring to the 51st speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, John Dennis Hastert. He was also a congressman out of the 14 district of Illinois in the 80s. Before that in in 60s and 70s, Hastert was a history teacher, and wrestling coach. Before his indictment for violating federal banking laws to cover up "prior misconduct" in 2015, Hastert was well respected and beloved. He was also the longest GOP speaker in United States history serving from 1999-2007, his service as a congressman in Illinois 14th congressional district lasted from 1987-2007.

The Speaker of The House, The Honorable J. Dennis Hastert

by L' Damardius Rudolph III February 19, 2020

The wild Nicky j

Everyone has that one friend that turns into a total savage every time alcohol or marijuana is brought out sometimes referred to as the wild Nicky j

Travis: why the fuck is he dumping Budweiser into his corn chowder?
Nik: that's the wild Nicky j don't ask

by Jewkill November 7, 2016