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Humania by TheEternalNow November 28, 2025
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human evolution
human evolution has evolved so much...
its like monkies grew lungs and vocal cords and showed up at our school..
its like monkies grew lungs and vocal cords and showed up at our school..
human evolution by school_chromebook_user December 2, 2025
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humaneist
Someone who aspires to and diligently pursues the values of humane-ness as opposed to human-ness. Humaneism rejects aspiring to be human, since "human" carries huge evolutionary baggage. To aspire to be "human" is to value "might makes right," "kill or be killed," "winner takes all," "territorialism," "tribalism." To be a humane rather than a human means to aspire to community, negotiation, mutual respect, inclusiveness, protectiveness, sharing, and the golden rule. Not the rule of gold (human).
I no longer aspire to be human. I wish to be a humane. Wanting to be human means wanting stay in the jungle and not advocate for humane values. Being a human is so past history, I strive to be humane.
Aspiring to be a human no longer means wanting to be humane. It is time for a new word for the next step in humane evolution. "Being inhuman" is oxymoronic, since humans are naturally inhuman.
I am a humaneist, seeking humane beings to join in humaneist and humaneitarian goals and behaviors.
Aspiring to be a human no longer means wanting to be humane. It is time for a new word for the next step in humane evolution. "Being inhuman" is oxymoronic, since humans are naturally inhuman.
I am a humaneist, seeking humane beings to join in humaneist and humaneitarian goals and behaviors.
humaneist by unsheepableme December 9, 2025
Human Jukebox
A person who naturally brings music into public spaces — usually with a Bluetooth speaker, portable radio, or a bike with a speaker strapped to it. They’re like a mobile soundtrack provider, adding background music to everyday life. Human Jukeboxes aren’t trying to disturb anyone; they just carry the vibe with them wherever they go.
“When I hear Kehlani on BART from the Human Jukebox on my way to work, I know it’s gonna be a good day.”
Human Jukebox by SN13T0 December 11, 2025
Human Siphon
human siphon noun
A person who steadily drains another's energy, time, resources, or emotional strength through a mix of tactics-some subtle, some obvious. A human siphon may use passive-aggressive behavior, guilt, manipulation, charm, pressure, conflict, neediness, or forcefulness to pull from others whatever they can get.
Once they create an opening-through sympathy, obligation, fear, attraction, or confusion-the extraction continues almost automatically, often leaving the other person exhausted, diminished, or off-balance without fully realizing how it happened.
A person who steadily drains another's energy, time, resources, or emotional strength through a mix of tactics-some subtle, some obvious. A human siphon may use passive-aggressive behavior, guilt, manipulation, charm, pressure, conflict, neediness, or forcefulness to pull from others whatever they can get.
Once they create an opening-through sympathy, obligation, fear, attraction, or confusion-the extraction continues almost automatically, often leaving the other person exhausted, diminished, or off-balance without fully realizing how it happened.
In short:
A human siphon is someone who survives, advances, or feels powerful by drawing from others-quietly, aggressively, or strategically-until there is little left to give.
A human siphon is someone who survives, advances, or feels powerful by drawing from others-quietly, aggressively, or strategically-until there is little left to give.
Human Siphon by Lex Talioniz January 16, 2026
human hot potato
me:”did you hear kristoff called jaime a human hot potato?”
jeff: what is a human hot potato
me: it’s someone who’s been ran through and passed around. how pathetic🤣
jeff: what is a human hot potato
me: it’s someone who’s been ran through and passed around. how pathetic🤣
human hot potato by fakiana grande February 3, 2026
Human battering ram
Human battering ram: Is a violent tactic sometimes used by some bouncers or door staff at nightclubs, bars, or other venues. They silently signal each other, lift a disruptive person under the arms, and charge them forward like a battering ram. They smash their head through doors, and, if unlucky, the person can be thrown down stairs too. They are left bleeding, with possible concussions, skull fractures, broken neck, or even death, lying in the gutter outside.
Lee: Bruv, remember the old days? Sittin’ in the bar, all chilled…
Next thing you know… some poor bloke’s gettin’ grabbed under the arms by the bouncers… and they’re usin’ his head like a human battering ram to open the doors to eject him LOL.
Frank: The good old days, bruv… LOL.
Lee: LOL!
Next thing you know… some poor bloke’s gettin’ grabbed under the arms by the bouncers… and they’re usin’ his head like a human battering ram to open the doors to eject him LOL.
Frank: The good old days, bruv… LOL.
Lee: LOL!
Human battering ram by Jamie Cheese February 4, 2026