Hard

A hard cock, harder than steel or diamond

"James had a hard boner last night"

by anonymous February 12, 2022

hard black bong

Your moms penis

You saw mommys "hard black bong"?

by Jeffs sucks ur moms bong January 14, 2022

Hard

When a guy says get in the bed! My cock is hard!

Hey honey I’m super hard

by Fuck cock March 31, 2022

A Hard 25

A UFC fight where one is willing to keep the same fast Pace for all 5 rounds which is 25 minutes

Tony Ferguson is ready to go a hard 25

by Your auntie crib March 22, 2020

hard country

A fusion genre of alternative metal/melodic metalcore with country

Bilmuri is an example of hard country

by theamericanminarchist March 15, 2025

hard milk

the milk that that's harder than the blue cheese stuck at the back of your god cousin's fridge ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙)

you wanna play fortnite 😏

no i drank da hard milk 🤮

by organicwhopper April 6, 2022

Working as hard as a congressman

Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".

"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."

by Drunkle Dunkle February 22, 2019