Golden

Golden is a boy with a big heart but doesn't show it. He gets bored easily and doesn't really get pass the talking stage. He's special and can make your day brighter with just a single text or smile.

Golden may not be very dependable, but is interesting to talk to. He has great taste in music and never really take things seriously unless you start the conversation. However, he may sometimes end the conversation and not reply.

He is sometimes misunderstood and will act heartless because he had cared too much before.

Golden is not heartless, just misunderstood.

by punny jokes April 17, 2021

Golden Jubilpee

A 50th birthday party where the birthday person is given a golden shower at the moment of blowing out the candles. instead of presents can you get Pee scent. Similar to a comedy roast but where the birthday person is literally pissed on.

On my 50th birthday, I had a hint that there might be a surprise in store but instead received a golden jubilpee Arranged by my ex girlfriends!

by anonymous January 5, 2022

Golden Pouches

Golden Pouches: When your testicles have been empties after a ferocious sexual romp.

After shagging Elena all night long, my golden pouches were delicate.

by ktfuntweets March 24, 2025

Golden Rifle

The act of ejaculating in a girl's mouth in the morning when the sun is rising while she's giving head, making your surrounding walls more than the money you have in your pocket.

"So yesterday, she and I woke up and we were in the mood. I gave her my first golden rifle"

by Technically_Thinking June 10, 2014

Golden gamer

A sexy badass that destroys everything no matter what it is

He's a real golden gamer

by Gold man September 22, 2016

A Golden Companion

A golden companion is a friend so incredibly close to you that at first you see them as pseudo-siblings, and then as time goes on, even more than that, to the point where they aren't a pseudo-sibling, but a golden companion. These people are the closest of the closest to you and will stay with you until the end of time. A Golden Companion is never a romantic one, a Golden Companion that is romantic is called a Rose-Golden Companion.

I've known her for years, she's A Golden Companion and I'll never stop being her friend I love her so much.

by GoldenFlare August 12, 2022

Golden Rimmy

A rim job but you pee on the ass first to assert dominance.

She said I could eat her ass but she wanted piss on it, so I did the golden rimmy.

by Zaddychillll December 25, 2023