the fucking best food in the world so oily and deep fried and salted the only part about french fries that sucks is when seagles steal them but the solution is to order chicken wings on the side
by <====8 November 6, 2020
Get the french friesmug. A Disgusting creature from the depths of tarturus whomst feed on your joy and weird bread
extremely dangerous kill on sight
extremely dangerous kill on sight
by Funky Jim and gimbo May 3, 2025
Get the French personmug. Deadly sex technique, two partners clenching on their private parts as hard as they can, while french kissing, until one of them passes out. May involve urine, ropes, slurry, homeless people, BDSM gear, feces, and rarely : live animals.
by totus tuus March 6, 2024
Get the French Clenchmug. Like a dutch oven but you stay under the sheets french kissing your significant other and pressing your nose to your significant other's cheek so that you don't smell your fabrication.
by Joelito69 January 25, 2021
Get the French Ovenmug. He is omega hot 🥵 makes my mouth water on a daily basis. Makes the bed fun but also wet, sometimes it’s annoying. He is a player and always looks down at the right moment.🥵 what a bae!! I would def rate 10/10.
by Parker French May 18, 2019
Get the Parker Frenchmug. by timberwolf12 October 28, 2012
Get the French Rockmug. The act of combining the actions of The French Victory and the Pinecone Plunge. The primary objective is to add an extra layer of difficulty, personal humiliation, reputational gain, and physical pain and harm to the actions required in the French Victory.
Step 1. Shove a pinecone up your ass, with every subsequent deciduous seed pod adding an extra scoring bracket to the distance covered by the French Victory.
Step 2. Find a suitable romantic partner. The ideal is to locate one that is a sufficient distance to your own residence, such that it is easy to cover a large amount of ground while running backward.
Step 3. Initiate the actions of the French Victory, while maintaining all of the pinecones in your rectum.
Step 4. Have an acquaintance track your speed and distance.
Step 5. Congratulations! You have completed a round of the French Pinecone! Submit your score in the form of a wordy, lengthy, incredibly detailed of your experience as a message attached to any donation to your political representatives!
Step 1. Shove a pinecone up your ass, with every subsequent deciduous seed pod adding an extra scoring bracket to the distance covered by the French Victory.
Step 2. Find a suitable romantic partner. The ideal is to locate one that is a sufficient distance to your own residence, such that it is easy to cover a large amount of ground while running backward.
Step 3. Initiate the actions of the French Victory, while maintaining all of the pinecones in your rectum.
Step 4. Have an acquaintance track your speed and distance.
Step 5. Congratulations! You have completed a round of the French Pinecone! Submit your score in the form of a wordy, lengthy, incredibly detailed of your experience as a message attached to any donation to your political representatives!
Steve: "Hey did you hear? Last night at the party, Craig did three vials of ket, drank an old 4Loko someone had, and ran two whole bouts of the French Pinecone on BOTH of David's sisters!"
Nathan: "How the fuck is he still alive?"
Steve: "Oh he's actually not, the funeral is two weeks from now."
Nathan: "How the fuck is he still alive?"
Steve: "Oh he's actually not, the funeral is two weeks from now."
by njganjgnijadf April 6, 2022
Get the French Pineconemug.