It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

Sugar free gummy bears

Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.

Holy SHIT I ate 5 sugar free gummy bears and now I don’t think I’m ever leaving my porcelain throne

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

YBN FREE FREE

Ybn free free is a fan of ybn ,and love eating school lunch.

Hey ybn free free what you eating there?

by Cjsavage November 24, 2018

free newspapers

another word for fire lighting material

He's not burning properly
chuck some more free newspapers on him

by The incredibly smelly jerry September 19, 2003

Gluten Free Lee

A man who refuses to consume foods that contain gluten without confirmed scientific evidence as to the benefits of this eating habit.

Ah he's such a Gluten Free Lee, he won't even eat a chip.

by RW10 January 23, 2025

Rent free

A fan of the University of Kentucky

Jack: remember that one time when we beat yall

Marquis: man we live rent free in y’all’s heads

by NoLimitSean78 October 30, 2023

practically free

When you tell multiple parties you are practically free, and the parties are unbeknownst to each other. This results in overlapping plans, being late, and most likely cancelling plans with some of said parties.

Nikita: Yo are u free to watch Monster this weekend?
Verd: Yea I'm practically free
Nikita: ... oh no ... Verd how many people do you say you were free to?
Verd: Oh only 5 - 10 people
Nikita: fuck so you're not free then
Verd: I'm practically free tho
Nikita: fuck you

by Radiotrophic Gint May 11, 2025