Abuse Brandon Day

Abuse Brandon day takes place on may 10. If you have a friend named Brandon feel free to breath the crap out of him (not too badly though)

Person 1: hey Brandon. You know what today is

Brandon: OH no... Not abuse Brandon day..

by Fhsjanfbhdiekansgdgh May 10, 2023

body branch

Euphemism for a penis.

She wanted to see that thang so I snapped a pic a that body branch for her.

by PoopMongrual May 12, 2023

Charles Brandon

A moment in which contains swag

Did you see that

Yeah that’s was a charles Brandon moment

by orangelover11 May 28, 2023

Poo Branch

A big log of poo that fell out of someone's bum. People are known to swing from them from time to time.

*man doing poo squawks* "Aaah! What a relief to squeeze that beauty out.

Now it's time to get my hands dirty...

Boy do I love a poo branch"

by Rajjan Schmitzel June 13, 2023

The Brandon Effect

The Brandon Effect is when all or a majority of your previous partners have tried offing themselves before, during, or after the relationship

Person 1: yeah bro all my previous girlfriends have tried offing themselves

Person 2: dam dude that’s The Brandon Effect

by R3ZIT June 30, 2023

Rukariotic Branch

This is a branch/system in Rukarios that is responsible for reproduction and immune support

"Hey man, have you heard of the Rukariotic Branch?"

by Demonic_Rukario666 November 17, 2023

buzzy blanco

A short white kid with reddish hair , brown eyes and a kaki color pro club everyday. Very kind and wise and man of his word . Always pays back his deeds and always like to suck a big eggplant. Is always a big fan of the pro club brand. And recently got a buzz cut that makes him look very huggable. And very munchable. Gets sizes that don’t fit him for pro club and when he wears jeans he has his fly open. A crossed eyes white lid but some people like to call him cock eyed. He always gets his friend homie #1 the oatmeal chocolate bar they give at school. Is poor but is not as poor as homie #4. Also likes rushing homie #2 all the time because he punched homie #3 for no reason and sent him to the nurses office to get an ice pack for his chest.

Omg who is that kid.

That’s buzzy blanco he’s the chillest kid in the whole world

by anonymous November 21, 2023