bum's rush

diarrhea

A play on the "forceful ejection" meaning, instead implying that there is poop rushing from your bum (butt).

Employer: I'll give you the bum's rush!
Employee: Where I come from, we call that diarrhea.

All that fatty meat gave my the bum's rush!

by Ervty September 21, 2005

bum fuck eygpt

being somewhere far away usually out in the country hard to get to

john went to a party out in bum fuck eygpt last night it was liek 10 miles out in the country

by c-noll August 8, 2006

Bum Flute

two meanings,

1.using your vagina to music with.
2.another word to describe your vagina.

"her bum flute was ripping some awesome tunes man"

by xazzyleahsarahvixcarlingford October 29, 2008

Bum Rape Victim

Noun Singular
Noun Plural - Bum Rape Victims

Definition: Someone who at any point in their life has been subject to any form of nonconsensual rectal intrusion. Victim of Bum Rape.

Contextual Example: "Steve you Bum Rape Victim, you've eaten all my fucking cereal"

by G4ndhi March 10, 2016

bum rush the show

To make everybody see, in order to fight the powers that be!

Fight the power!

by Chuck D June 19, 2004

Curly bum lick

A curly bum lick may sound naughty but is in fact slang for the word omelette. An omelette or omelet is a preparation of beaten egg cooked with butter or oil in a frying pan, usually folded around a filling such as cheese, vegetables, meat, or some combination of the above.

I went to my local cafe today and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee and a curly bum lick.

by Nickutd1 February 22, 2008

Pokey bum wank

To insert ones finger in and out of the anus whilst masterbating ones penis with the other hand (speed and deph of finger is upto pbw,sters preference)

Tom:have you heard about something called a pokey bum wank its all the rage ooop north any idea what it involves
Rich: yes its the act of slipping a appendage or inanimate object up ones anus whilst wanking the penis with the other hand

I was doing a prison sentence a normal wank just wasnt doing it for me after 6 months of repetitive standard wanking so I was looking to spice things upby using a finger or 2 after 3 months fingers became boring so I started a long trawl of finding inanimate objects to insert and rating them out of ten is my final ambition to write up a pbw guide of best objects to use for a pbw with a ratings scale of shitty fingers so electric toothbrush 9 and a half shitty fingers out of ten

by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general November 20, 2016