i have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you

To give a handjob/fist you.

My girlfriend said "I have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you."

by .45 J4Y January 23, 2023

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#5

#5 are you fucking serious!? Fuck this guy man. What an asshole. Plane!? Really!? Who is watching that shit and why are they being let out of the insane asylum to watch plane movies? Bastards!

Hym "#5!? I'm not watching your plane movie asshole! It is more likely that people flocked to theaters en masse to subvert my will than it is you actually made a good plane movie you... you prick! What, did Todd Phillips direct it too? Did I write some of it!? Ooooo you motherfucker... I am so heated right now..."

Iam "Should we watch..."

Hym "AAAAHHHH SHUT... SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE! SHUT IT!"
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Iam "Yeah, I... Should have known better..." 😅

by Hym Iam February 1, 2023

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mermaidations 5:10

mermaidations 5:10 “thou must watcheth h2o”

-made by @aqua the dino

“You’re a sinner, have you not read “mermaidations 5:10”? “thou must watcheth h2o”

by Aqua <3 February 1, 2023

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5 Kings Takeover

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5kt is a organization created by azulka . it is also short for “five k Takeover”

5KT = 5 Kings Takeover. 5KT ain’t no orders taken, orders are given 5KTake= 5 Kings Also Known As 5Ktakeover

Membership fee $50K

5 Kings Takeover, 5KT means them real kings, power within

by 5KT February 20, 2023

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3-5 Business Days

1471 days. That's how many days it took for the Rift update to come out in Hypixel Skyblock, which was said to be released 3-5 Business Days after the game's creation.

Friend 1: She bad asf.
Friend 2: What the fuck? She's only 3-5 Business Days old!

by aggressivenooby October 8, 2023

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