The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.
"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."
by wyllielee August 13, 2021

by Donk Danner June 27, 2017

Some dude who will randomly put his leg on the chair you're sitting on by accident, steal your seat, punch you (in a friendly manner) as a form of brotherhood, listens to church music because he wants to be a priest but also bodyrolls occasionally to assert dominance. He will also armwrestle... Everybody. But inside, hes a shy timid boy. Emotional, and wholesome. As well as shy when it comes to compliments.
"David is so annoying, but he's funny haha."
by jungminyoonjinseokhyung April 19, 2020

by Botwin March 2, 2023

David monk Adam’s was a Australian convict in 1845
and he died 1878 from malnourishment and pneumonia.
His body was recovered in 1920 and was donated to scientific research.
His body was sold and was given to medical students.
And is now in possession of a Monash medical school graduate.
He was given to the medical student who graduated with honours in 1995
His name was mark franck
and he died 1878 from malnourishment and pneumonia.
His body was recovered in 1920 and was donated to scientific research.
His body was sold and was given to medical students.
And is now in possession of a Monash medical school graduate.
He was given to the medical student who graduated with honours in 1995
His name was mark franck
by David07 March 18, 2021

by Ghost Maker October 7, 2023
