bro j simpson

a hella sik word that needs to be used more by the american people. basically the same as a bro, but waaaaay siiiiiiiker

sik ass pimp 1: yo nigga, whats up
sik ass pimp 2: not much bro j

hella sik dude: whats up bro j simpson?

by Fuskers November 16, 2006

getting the j done

Hooking up with a chick, random or not, and getting her in the sack. If she's dtf, your getting that j done. Aww yeah.

Yo dude, did were you getting the j done with the girl! Dude you're a fuckin' player!

by Smelly D January 5, 2009

J. C. T.

A person kidnapped by PETA

PETA kidnapped J. C. T. because PETA does not want it's secrets revealed

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 26, 2021

J-Fee group

A high school friend group of kids who roam around Marine Park and think they tuff. Some of the members are the tribal chief, the prowler, spear, and sloth. They love destroying things but always respect there leaders Mr. Phil and Mrs. Charlene.

I was walking around the neighborhood and saw the J-Fee group.

by hrnfnfjcncisbbx c June 12, 2023

J. Dennis Hastert

Referring to the 51st speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, John Dennis Hastert. He was also a congressman out of the 14 district of Illinois in the 80s. Before that in in 60s and 70s, Hastert was a history teacher, and wrestling coach. Before his indictment for violating federal banking laws to cover up "prior misconduct" in 2015, Hastert was well respected and beloved. He was also the longest GOP speaker in United States history serving from 1999-2007, his service as a congressman in Illinois 14th congressional district lasted from 1987-2007.

The Speaker of The House, The Honorable J. Dennis Hastert

by L' Damardius Rudolph III February 19, 2020

Jocking my j’s

To mess with someone. Ex pulling my chain

Why you jocking my j’s

by XX Smith xx May 8, 2020

Turn-around J

Equates to a turn-around jumpshot in basketball. May be accompanied by a shimmy shake, a little razzle dazzle, or ooh-ooh shoulder.

Jordan just hit that turn-around J to win the game.

Can be used in a connotative manner: Oh man, I just drove right past our destination, I better pull a turn-around J.

by SwKWhiteKnight May 14, 2018