pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke
Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me
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Kill thief

kill thief- a person in battle Royale games who often steals kills. Also when he dies says they’re one shot yet they’re full health
Dylan:I got this guy
Shannon: *one shots to kill enemy Dylan’s after* I got him!
Dylan: you fucking kill thief
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kill

by PissSHadow November 21, 2021
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MURDER DEATH KILL

when you hurt in 3 places physical world ,spiritual world and, virtual world,
quoted in the motion picture demolition man
he got murder death killed "abdi, abdi, thats all folks
by greaseaphobe October 19, 2021
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Kill me

Kill me is a phrase used usually in situations where the user is in a hard place or a tough time. he will usually use this word to tell someone that he hates what is going on and he feels sick, annoyed, frustrated etc.

So for the humorless people that think its a sign he might want to commit dying, it not, its just a way to describe your emotions of such situations.
Dude 1: hey, man we have a test today that's like 30% of our grade
Dude 2: yo, kill me, like why would our teacher to that to us??
teacher: fuck you kid, im here to ruin lives, get rekt ez gg
by Pussydetroyer101 October 22, 2020
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If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I
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