10/10, looks & personality.
A Tom won’t just be your best friend, he’ll also be your father in law after he takes your mother. Once you have Tom in your life you’d be stupid to let him go, they are loyal and loving.
Normally really good fighters so if you need backing, call Tom. They tend to drive the best cars. Get all the girls but push them aside for their soulmate.
If you are lucky enough to have a Tom in your life, keep them, because they’ll be rich one day and treat everyone around them.
They also have a 6-12” penis.
A Tom won’t just be your best friend, he’ll also be your father in law after he takes your mother. Once you have Tom in your life you’d be stupid to let him go, they are loyal and loving.
Normally really good fighters so if you need backing, call Tom. They tend to drive the best cars. Get all the girls but push them aside for their soulmate.
If you are lucky enough to have a Tom in your life, keep them, because they’ll be rich one day and treat everyone around them.
They also have a 6-12” penis.
by ZTKOPLTY November 22, 2021
Get the Tommug. Has autism, eating disorders, obesity, small Willy syndrome and loves young lads. Tom wales is very caring and is the life of the party.
by Bozzza J April 10, 2022
Get the Tom walesmug. a crazy dumb guy who is irrelevant 99% of the time. apart from when everyone calls him thomas the tank engine, although that is completely understandable, most of the time he acts like a stupid fucking train anyways. Thomas needs to get a life. really.
by bobboyhatescharlotte May 13, 2025
Get the tommug. The condition/disease of acting like a robot at school, symptoms being lack of social awareness, awkward in public, lack of awareness of physical appearance, and loss of friends. It is contagious.
by Ohio1111 December 13, 2023
Get the Tom Zmug. Only the best anime ever.
by WallahHabibi69 May 1, 2020
Get the Tom and Jerrymug. A thoroughbred roadman, usually found in his home in St Neots with shit being thrown at his front door. He thinks he’s a level 100 stoner but the only thing he can roll is his dads jaw.
Wanna smoke this weed bro ( bent ass joint, 95% baccy, 5% weed )
Nah, hahaha, That sounds like a load of Tom Lane shit too me
Nah, hahaha, That sounds like a load of Tom Lane shit too me
by Ben102047372 April 8, 2020
Get the Tom Lanemug. Tom is a guy with incredibly large chest muscles. He wears a C cup bra in order to not make women insecure. Tom has been bulking his entire life, but has not gotten larger.
by 123haschenparty February 7, 2025
Get the Tommug.