A species of slug that is known to inhabit the dingiest, most disgusting places known to man. This creature feeds on human waste and filth, and it is agreed upon by most zoologists that its excrement is far more vile and toxic than what it ingests as sustenance. Its mating call sounds vaguely like a popular song written by the Flobots (though anyone foolish enough to find this breed of slug suitable as a pet would vehemently deny this), and it often creates nests for itself with its own filth and excrement. For this reason, it is advisable to avoid this creature if one encounters it in the wild.
by BEN drowned/Kenny McCormick September 6, 2018
Get the Logan Paulmug. John Paul Jones is the best mecha tree waifu magical girl from anime who’s also a stalker yandere tsundere kidnapper
by Deakia The Fox November 10, 2019
Get the John Paul Jonesmug. Pauling it up means to gather exit frags at the end of a Valorant round, then blame the round on your teammates.
by monkeytoes34 May 17, 2022
Get the Pauling it upmug. Hitting your pregnant gf with a sack of russet potatoes in a Walmart to induce abortion then yelling “Luigi Time!”
I found out I was pregnant but he decided that pulling a Paul on me was the best way, problem solved.
by Luigitime February 22, 2024
Get the Pulling a Paulmug. I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.
by Paco1568 October 30, 2011
Get the The Dutch Paul Newmanmug. 
