ass match

An idiot that merged in front of you on the highway

Don’t you dare merge in front of me you ass match!

by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 18, 2018

Boneless ass

Girl who sends nudes and it ain't nothing but bones

Boy: send me nudes babe
Girl: okay baby

Boy: damn! Ew! You a boneless ass bitch!

by Tokyo Ghoul July 21, 2017

Ass-Statter

Someone who pulls stats out of their ass and proclaims them as truth.

"Dustin said that 78% of facebook users are female and 22% are male."
"Pfft, you can never trust what he says, total ass-statter."

by Tacham May 19, 2014

Ass Crepitus

Another name for a good old Fart!

Man, I have some real bad Ass Crepitus after eating those burritos.

by ZoomZoom53 July 8, 2009

dickli-ass

A playful way of calling someone a "dick ass."
-(also see "dick ass")

Quit slapping my buns you dickli-ass!

by Gitface June 21, 2011

shell ass

A condition met when one refuses to wipe his ass after a messy turd for an extended period of time. The turds subsequently harden leaving the sufferer with a solid crust that mimics the appearance of a turtle's shell.

Can be effectively used for defensive purposes.

I've a kickboxing match coming up, I've got a solid case of shell ass to keep me safe.

by JahKnows November 27, 2016

Extra ass

Extremely extra.

I can’t with her and her extra ass personality.

by Tinky4 July 2, 2018