The Texas of the North

The Texas of The North refers to how New Hampshire is known as being the New England state that most resembles the way of Texas living. From hating taxes, to loving alcohol, and being the only place you’ll see cowboy hats in New England, there are a lot of similarities between the two states.

New Hampshire is the Texas of the North kid, if you don’t like it go to our liberal neighbor

by HowdyHey August 28, 2023

deep in the heart of texas

Every Texan has this song engraved in their mind

the starts at night.. are big and bright...
DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXASSSSSS

by anonymous September 13, 2023

Texas A&M Syndrome

When a football team (college or otherwise) plays the best football you’ve ever seen playing at home and looks like absolute garbage everywhere else. Can be used for any sport.

This team of ours could be really special this year if they didn’t have Texas A&M Syndrome.

by cfbfan95 September 23, 2023

Texas Three Piece

When you have a homosexual threesome with someone’s father and stepfather simultaneously.

I took your dad and stepdad to Carls Jr and we split a Texas Three Piece in the bathroom.

by TomatoFlameBoy September 23, 2023

Cold Texas

Alaska

My sister got a job in Cold Texas so I don't get to see her much

by deathleprechaun October 2, 2023

texas lesbian

People who claim they’re lesbians while they date men. They only kiss women when drunk.

I saw that god damn Texas lesbian with her boyfriend at the Whataburger

by NeajZil April 10, 2024

Centerpoint, Texas

Man this place sucks

Connor: “I live in Centerpoint, Texas.”
Literally everybody ever: “Man, that must suck.”

by Among gus April 11, 2024