Talk to the Wookie

Euphemism for cunnilingus, especially in Nordic countries

My tongue is sore, girlfriend had me talk to the wookie all last night. Girlfriend is happy though.

by Masakatsu47 September 22, 2020

Butt talk

The action of separating and closing ones butt cheeks while talking. Giving the allusion that the butt is speaking.

Dude! Last night I made Barbara's butt talk!

by TheMagicTy February 28, 2016

Talking Parrot Phenomenon

The sudden inexplicable inability to demonstrate an action to an audience specifically summoned to view said action.

This phenomenon receives its name from the premise of a pet "talking" parrot who is suddenly silent when guests are invited to see it "talk." "I swear!," says the owner, "He says all kinds of stuff! He says 'hello', he says our names! Really! I don't know why he won't do it now...." while the guests nod and say, "Suuure, he talks. We totally believe you."

EXAMPLE:

You "Every time I try to load this page I get a weird error message. I restarted and everything. Come in here and look at this."

IT Employee: "OK, show me what it's doing."

You: Repeat action that has resulted in a error 17 times in a row. Page now loads no problem. "I swear, it was giving me an error every single time before you were standing here. Talking Parrot Phenomenon, right there."

IT Employee: Gives you skeptical eye.

by Death & Taxes April 10, 2013

Talking about snails

When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.

"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"

by snailtime September 29, 2023

Talk to the Judge

Take a dump. My Navajo grandma would use this expression.

Pull over I need to talk to the judge

by Mike Boneman December 24, 2022

Stonner talk

Open minded talk and a lot of confused shit

'Stonner talk'.Going into extreme details and ofen side traking into other subjects. And lots of story telling.

by Lukeperrymagic May 26, 2018

BEE TALK

Urban dictionary
Bee talk v- an idiom meaning to speak or talk pompously towards someone so that they may feel threatened.

Bee talk adv. - a thunderous speech.

Eg. 1: John always bee talks when he knows he is guilty. So no one can interrupt him.

Eg. 2: Don't be afraid of him. What he seems to be, is just a bee talk!
By Rahamane Buana Bacar
Nickname. Levi Buana Bacar

by By Levi Buana Bacar April 12, 2023