Ur brother a mother

"Ur brother a mother" is a step up from ur dad lesbian. Every time these magic words are said, we as a species traverse deeper into the he'll hole known as extinction.

Assmeister43 : ur mom gey
Kermit_1h3_D: ur dad lesbian
Assmeister43: no u, ur brother a mother

*kermit's house would explode, killing him, and any family inside*

by Waus June 11, 2018

mother pains

Every time I see a child I smile, then I frown, then before I can visually look sad I'm pretty sure my face has just gone blank, because at this point I have realised that, I'm 19. I have no job, no license, my boyfriend and I have only been together for 5 months and I already have the feeling he is the right guy for me. Do you every get the feeling that you exist for one specific reason? My reason is my future, because in the future, I'll have my own family.

I believe that getting a puppy will not solve my mother pains.

by RememberYourOpinionIsValid October 23, 2015

Mother Taeraesa

My mother. Your mother. Our mother. He is the most slay queen pussy boss ever to walk on this barf planet Earth. He has the voice of an angel but makes me feel a way that would send me to hell. No one has ever slayed the house down more than him. His voice makes me forget any sin I have ever committed. I WANT MY MOTHER TO SING ME A LULLABY AND TUCK ME IN TO BED !NOW!

Mother Taeraesa is the light of this world and no one makes me feel the pop the way he does.

by hamy mamdy June 8, 2024

little mother

An elder daughter that is put in charge of younger siblings in the day to day activities.

She played little mother to her brothers.

by Rolls0fKnickles May 2, 2024

Ur brother a mother

it was made from ur mom gay deep in Japan and forged to make the strongest comeback of all tim

Dan:Ur mom gay
Carl:No u
Dan:Ur granny a tranny
Carl:Ur brother a mother
*the whole Milky Way collapse*

by Baz ball May 11, 2018

My MoThEr

A person who always leaves you at the age of 4 and comes back to you at the age of 12 to say happy birthday and leave. But before she leaves shes going to tell you that shes really sorry and then she will leave for another 7-8 years then come back telling you that you suddenly have a SISTER you had no FUCKING clue about

My MoThEr left me >:(

by Charlielovesmaxine June 9, 2022

Mother nature

Any external unstoppable force so strong and so unpredictable that it cannot be quantified. Humans have grown to think about themselves as masters over their environment, but when face to face with mother nature, we lose. Every. Single. Time.

Only the wise will understand and accept that nothing, not even humans and their scientific prowess, can control mother nature. The fool, on the other hand, deludes themselves into thinking that they are impervious to anything.

Be smart, don't ever underestimate mother nature.

COVID-19 is mother nature's wake up call that the human condition is and always has been fragile. Apparently, some very special individuals did not understand her wake up call and continue to live life accordingly to their rules. We call those very special individuals "anti-maskers".

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 7, 2021