Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours... 

When a psychedelic employee likes to mix colour pencils and colour drugs in your sandwich at Subway.

TheOdd1sOut: Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...

Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours... by the Sun is a deadly February 15, 2021

Stoner Sandwich

Peanut Butter and egg sandwich

one day, two stoners, one of which wanted peanut butter, the other wanting eggs, decided to come together to make a peanut butter and egg sandwich, the ultimate stoner sandwich

Stoner Sandwich by Tim5555555 January 8, 2009

Pulled Pork Sandwich

A pulled pork sandwich is when a girls pussy resembles pulled pork and her camel toe resembles two sesame seed buns hints the name pulled pork sandwich. It is even more so like a pulled pork sandwich if she is having her period and the blood would resemble the BBQ sauce.

"dude I asked her for a pic and she sent me a pic of her pulled pork sandwich."

Or

"so me and my girl were doing 69 and right then is when I realized she had a pulled pork sandwich then she released blood from her pussy into my mouth."

Pulled Pork Sandwich by Dirk Diver August 25, 2011

Ham Sandwich

Although usually used as a punishment for bad sex, a ham sandwich can also be something for kinky and wierd chicks. It begins with a man walking up and down a girls body with his legs stratilling her body (she is laying down and he is standing) he then shits all over her untill he is done. He then continues by pissing all over her body. He finally completes the sandwich by laying on top of her.

Dude, that chich was so bad last night i had to give her a ham sandwich.

Ham Sandwich by Lonestar Comet June 13, 2008

death sandwich 

1.a sandwich that is so unhealthy that it could kill you in 20 minutes with only one bite.

2. when a person is being attacked by two people,most likely juggalos.

1.
guy 1:man,i feel like shit.
guy 2:well,thats what happens when you combine 2 eggs with 1 pound of 3 different cheeses,bacon,and bread toasted in bacon grease.if it wernt for that cranberry juice,you'd be dead.
guy 1:yeah,youre probably right,but that was one delicious death sandwich

2.
guy 1:hey bitch,fuck off.
guy 2:yeah.you dont want none of this death sandwich.

death sandwich by xXbrOKenXx December 19, 2009

Ham and Cheese Sandwich

British slang for masturbation

Eddie was working from home, so had a ham and cheese sandwich

Ham and Cheese Sandwich by WestwoodInTheHouse November 12, 2012

hock-cock-sandwich 

a hock-cock-sandwich is when your traveling out of town and stop at a little shithole deli to get a sandwich and some drink

and the rednecks see your faggity mazda parked outside and assume your a bitch ass yankee and then hock a loogy in your sandwich then pass it down the line and peform numerous jizzing and spitting actions onto it they may even suck eachother off and then spit the cum onto it

hey dude did you get us some food in there?

yeah nick but i dont think those rednecks liked me

damn i hope they didnt give us hock-cock-sandwiches

fuck.. they did.. godamn it...

it was probally the mazda were driving

hock-cock-sandwich by danieltoshington February 2, 2010