The gayest person on earth, considerably taller than average. Frequently participates in a space dock fondue pot, and enjoys a green apple smoothie where the cup of fluid is then shoved into his butthole. He frequently dips big below average penis in a downward motion to the point where his ballbag hands lower than his weiner. His favorite move is an alligator fuckhouse.
I had an intervention with a Dirty Rusty 2.0 and I can’t tell if I’m gay, straight or trans now, also my butthole now hurts.
by LongDongSilver3853 February 6, 2025
Get the Dirty Rusty 2.0 mug.by TheElementalGuy February 6, 2025
Get the Rusty Galloway mug.The act of taking a shitty, unwiped anus, and pressing it upon someone's house. Preferably on a window or a sliding glass door, leaving a brown, shitty kiss mark of someone's asshole on said surface.
"Man, someone left a rust Douglas on my neighbors window last night. Had the whole neighborhoods feathers ruffled."
"If you don't quit, someone is likely to give you a rusty douglas"
"If you don't quit, someone is likely to give you a rusty douglas"
by DickRichards February 14, 2025
Get the Rusty Douglas mug.by Big Chad February 27, 2025
Get the Rusty chad mug.A play on the rusty trombone but for females. When a man is both eating ass like he’s playing the harmonica and strumming on the clit like a guitar.
Friend: hey man, how did Valentine’s Day go?
Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got
Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got
by Kangaroo Jack 6969 March 4, 2025
Get the Rusty Bob Dylan mug.when you show them genuine kindness and offer inspiration when all they were expecting was raunchy sex
by XXXRUSTYXXX March 8, 2025
Get the Rusty Prybar mug.when you are made out of metal and jack off for the first time in a long time and your cum comes out all rusty
Colossus: Dude I tried to jack off and it my cum was all rusty
Optimus Prime: same here man idk what the fuck's going on idk why we have rusty cum
Optimus Prime: same here man idk what the fuck's going on idk why we have rusty cum
by Yeet: Your Ear Eats Trucks March 8, 2025
Get the rusty cum mug.