Playing Porter

When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.

Man it's cold out there. I'm just playing porter tonight.

by Thisoldog March 3, 2015

Cold Played

When you are seen at the wrong time at the wrong place with the wrong person.

Andy and Kristen were seen making out on the Kiss Kam and got Cold Played.

by Drunken Sailor July 19, 2025

Spaghetti Play

When you play around with spaghetti to cause possible sexual or situational tension resulting in a form of gratifying payoff.

Martin twirled his dinner in a sort of spaghetti play slowly teasing Nicole into the thought of a satisfying, moist bite that caused her to subsequently precipate in an unexpected bout of sexual arousal.

by Natergate September 13, 2018

Bumm Play

Bumm Play is a sexual act where two individuals create stimulation by rubbing butts together at a rapid pace which in turn creates friction and heat. The act was given the name Bumm Play during a sexual harassment lawsuit at Mongo Logistics where the employer had several employees participate in the act and was subsequently sued for sexual harassment. It is mainly popular in the homosexual community but has recently been performed by heterosexuals as well.

The gay man pulled down his gym shorts and engaged in bumm play with the gay owner of the company.

by Meglodon904 November 29, 2023

Play lying

Telling a lie that’s still a lie but in a playful manner.

“Babe I was on the on the phone with you and someone else yesterday morning “ remember ? Whole time they were on the phone with some one else. Play lying

by Leon Brewer October 25, 2022

Jar play

Jar play is when you put a jar up your (or anothers) ass. Some may do this for pleasure, others for pain, but a select few do it simply to push the limits of the human body for scientific exploration. The primary concern for jar play enthusiasts is which end to put in first. Some are passionate about the lid first approach, because it eases you into the excruciating pain that is surely to come. Others prefer to dive right into it with the bottoms up approach, which involves shoving the larger side up in order to create a powerful suction that aids the jar up the ass. Both ways are lovely. To each their own. Happy jar play everybody!

M: “Hey Dani, what’s your kink?”
Q: “I’m super into jar play. Always been a lid first guy.”

by BeepBop9000 August 23, 2018

They're playing fair

When females are "being friendly " or open to romantic gestures from men while in a night club.

Guy 1. Hey man why are you leaving? This club is packed with women. Are they playing hard to get?

Guy 2 oh on the contrary my brother, they're playing fair.

by Regina cARD December 19, 2023