Mr Malteser

A teacher of math and science that's not white and usually can't pronounce the word calculator.

Wow, he can't pronounce that? Must be Mr Malteser

by writerkilljoy May 23, 2019

mrs raymond

The crappy old science teacher you had back in middle school she had white almost silver hair and looks about 100,000 years old! Everyone hates her and she probably kills children in her free time. Good thing she can’t find a husband because he would probably get lost in her rolls when they are sleeping. Everyone wants her to just fall to the ground one day and die!

Mrs.Raymond looks like and old slug
Kid:look it’s mrsraymond she’s gonna eat you 👹
Mrs Raymond:the old hag everyone hates

by I_hate_mrs.Raymond June 1, 2019

mrs. surven

MRS> SURVEN SUCKS ASS BECAUSE SHES SO RETARDED TO EVEN GET HER HEAD OUT OF HER ASS. SHE LIKES GIVING YOU FUCKING REFERRALS FOR EVRY FUCKING THING SHE DOES NOT AGREE WITH.

Man: who is that?
me: THAT IS THAT FUCKING RETARD MRS. SURVEN

by HEHE I STOLE HER UWUS June 4, 2019

Mrs Snow

She is a very beautiful and physically gifted person. She has an amazing body and is not afraid to show it off, she is a strong athlete but has bad shoulder pain and her back come out further than a Tesco delivery van on Sunday afternoon. Sam is her favourite student and on special occasions her intimate lover

I have a teacher, she is such a Mrs Snow

by Boi if mystery June 8, 2019

Mr. Dugas

The smartest man in the word. May be a terrible teacher but truly a nice guy and a great person. He sounds like the white Obama no cap. He may tell you to take notes or use “The Great Oracle of Google” but overall he wants you to learn by yourself. He started worldwide trends and dance moves such as “Do Da Dugas”. But his fake ass going to forge so fuck that bitchass nigga.

Hey you wanna go to the mall?
Nah bruh I got stuff to do.
Oml, you’re such a Mr. Dugas.

by Habibi Kawasaki June 11, 2019

Mr. Damon

He will never look you in the eyes because he got attacked by owls when his mother was not paying attention to the young Matty! He serves hi life duty as a hall monitor with honor and determination to protect the schools from raccoons and white feminists! Thank you Mr. Damon for all that you do!

Q: who is that sexy beast protecting the halls?
A: I think thats Mr. Damon!

by white . June 20, 2019

mr. buzzard

Someone who looks like Jesus

Damn was that Jesus??
Nah man that was Mr. Buzzard

by Midnight Goat February 23, 2019