Jacob

Now that I’ve got your attention. HELP!!! IVE SOMEHOW BEEN SUCKED INTO THIS WEBSITE AND MY PHYSICAL AND MENTAL EXISTENCE IS STUCK INSIDE URBANDICTIONARY.COM. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME!

Hey Jacob… YOURE STUCK IN A FUCKING COMPUTER VIA URBANDICTIONARY

by HELPTHEBOY November 23, 2021

Jacob

He is a whore or make stripper. He usually goes to a random girl and asks them to sug but they wont cause hes a dick. He usually has the biggest dick around and when he gets mad he does the helicopter and starts spinning is dick around and making helicopter sound

My this Jacob has such a big dick

by Peanut Butter Fetus December 9, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is the most stupidest most racist most weirdest and definitely the most dumbest person you will ever meet.

omg that dude is so dumb he's definitely a Jacob

by dummychily June 26, 2022

Jacob Chowaniec

A person with a small dick. Nigga throws out the banana and eats the peel. Nigga be smoking crack

Jacob chowaniec is gay

by WigglyGhandi 12: May 29, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is someone that is gay, as in liking men.

Friend 1: “Hey isn’t that kid gay?”

Friend 2: “Yeah he’s totally a Jacob.”

by GooGoo GaGa October 12, 2020

Jacob kid

A kid that resembles Navjot Gill.

That is such a Jacob Kid.

by 530Jacob September 20, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is very nice. He can be a bitch sometimes but he is very nice. He will be the nices ass hole you will ever meet. He is a good friend. He has 4 levels of him there are nice, scary nice, demon, and satan. He is satan but he only shows it when he is really mad.

Jacob:hi
Other person:hi

by Jakemanp123 February 7, 2019