lil block

lil block:wanna go to the library they got new books I can read all summer
Friend:u such a nerd
by Tekashi 6ix9ine March 11, 2018
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Mock Block

The act of making fun of yourself to preempt a funnier person from making fun of you. Used by less humorous folk as a defense mechanism.
Jill mock blocked Jack by making fun of her hill climbing skills before Jack could land his zinger.
by JumpingBakflash December 20, 2013
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Mock block

when one tries to insult another, and makes a typo or another error, allowing themselves to be insulted instead
Meredith: lletuce, pronounced “YET-US” in the way of the Spanish

Devin: I’m the way of the Spanish
*in the way of the Spanish
Meredith: Devin you don’t have to use euphemisms like that, you can just call yourself gay
Me: oh dude he just got mock blocked
by KingOfCoffee March 14, 2018
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Blocked off

Prison talk. When showers are blocked off, you would see things you would not want to see if you went past the block.
"Time for some me time. I'll get the entry blocked off"
by Chain Furious May 15, 2020
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Crabs On The Block

Hoes On The Block At Night Time Who Got diseases
Mike: Aye Nigga We Got Crabs On The Block

Terry: Nasty Ass Hoes
Mike: Fa Shore My NIgga
by Jokle May 19, 2015
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Tok Block

Where promise something of important or beauty and immediately waste 2-5 minutes of your life. I.E. Danger Nunley videos.
I thought this chick was going to show her knockers on Tik-Tok but got tok blocked by Danger Nunley.
by Dearth-doodie247 April 27, 2023
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DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.
That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!
by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016
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