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No Hat No Play

Gospel in many Aussie primary schools. Possibly because the rate of skin cancer is so high in Straya. You can essentially do whatever you want in the playground as long as you're wearing your hat, the teachers won't mind.

Seriously, you can literally bully someone so much they go on to develop depression and 97 other mental illnesses (trust me i know), or you could shit a mountain on top of the handball court with your mates, go ham and the teachers won't give a fuck what you're doing - as long as you've got your hats on! Because, no hat no play!
Teachers when someone is being beaten up by eshays: i sleep
Teachers when someone projectile shits all over the walls of a classroom, turning the place into a Jackson Pollock artwork: i sleep
Teachers when some dipshit releases a jar of giant sydney funnel webs into the playground: i sleep
Teachers when someone forgets their hat: UNACCEPTABLE!!! No hat no play!
by jims gooning May 24, 2025
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beer hat

Aggressively throwing a beer in a plastic cup over someone’s head, usually done to show extreme dislike.
I couldn’t stand that girl. I went into the bar and gave her a beer hat.
by Juleofdnile May 27, 2025
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common groin hat

“We were all stuck in that group project with Tom—it was a total common groin hat.”
by h2so4 sulfuric aciid June 4, 2025
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A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.
Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
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bunny hat kid

Bunny hat kids are younger teens that wear bunny hats, which were popularized in 2020 by a sub-genre in tiktok culture dubbed alt tiktok. Bunny hat kids are associated with demonias, hello kitty, monster energy, fascism, nazism, neopronouns, the LGBTQ community, unusual makeup, discord, and much, much worse.

An odd pattern between bunny hat kids is being transgender, and changing your name. Stereotypical names include Kai, Arson, and Moth. Pronouns that bunny hat kids use are typically neopronouns or xenopronouns.

Bunny hat kids are usually highly susceptible to anything you can think of. Food, bandaids, bright colors, specific words or phrases, objects, anything you can think of, might offend a bunny hat kid.
"I am a bunny hat kid. I love danganronpa and wacky eyeliner, and my pronouns are he/it/they/bun/void."
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Hat

Why are you searching up hat, how bored are you?
Hats are things that go on your head
Guy 1 : look at my hat!
Guy 2: I like it
Guy 1: thank you
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Grey Hat SEO

It is an SEO technique used to optimize pages and websites to help rank.
ranking of pages using grey hat seo
by drseo April 22, 2024
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