Ethan Grady he is a great gamer who is very nice to those around him yet he does ignore most he is handsome even tho he says he's not he will always be the best person on this planet and he is amazing
by Daaaasee April 15, 2020
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He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
by Queen_of_Nothing March 7, 2022
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His incredible physique, astronomicaly scaled schlong and his inevitable ability to catch a naai with your chick and get away with it.
This man is so moerse that he’ll have your schools entire rugby team joining netball for the next three seasons
His incredible physique, astronomicaly scaled schlong and his inevitable ability to catch a naai with your chick and get away with it.
This man is so moerse that he’ll have your schools entire rugby team joining netball for the next three seasons
Yasis bru, check this oak Ethan
His fucken arms are the size of my le-
oh poes, here he comes! AND HES GOT MY FUCKEN DOLL OH MY POES
His fucken arms are the size of my le-
oh poes, here he comes! AND HES GOT MY FUCKEN DOLL OH MY POES
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Get the Ethan mug.This is a man that chases dreams and people with the lack of true perception, leaving his intentions all but a distant thought. He will control his actions all to impress the alphas in which surround him. Ethan Goodwin lacks finesse in the mating season which leaves him depressed between the sun rising and setting. The properties to his characteristics leave him with expectations far higher than what’s attainable and his single status is prolonging each and every day
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