Dylan Rossetti

A thoughtful and caring person. If you ever meet one, you will be lucky to call them your boyfriend

Man, I wish Dylan Rossetti was my boyfriend

by That Girl 106 June 21, 2023

Dylan

Dylan’s a dry guy

Dylan’s won’t ask maddies out

Dylan’s a decent guy

Person 1: “Dylan you should ask maddie out on a date.”
Dylan: “no”

by Not Brooke June 23, 2023

Dylan Klebold

The 17 year old teenager who commited the lulziest act of 1999 (Columbine Highschool Massacre) with his best (only) friend, Eric Harris.

After him and Eric put a bullet in the brains of 13 people and setting the cafeteria on fire with their makeshift cocktail bombs, they were finally ready to commit an act of heroism and shoot themselves in the head.

A hilarious fact is that Dylan didn’t die instantly after the shot to his left temple, but instead chocked on his own blood like it was the BBC he would’ve been taking in prison if he didn’t kill himself.

Random columbiner fangirl: Dylan Klebold was soo hot

You see kids? That right there is a lie.

by Spergs June 25, 2023

Dylan

Dylan is a weird kid. sometimes he’ll cry over games, or have um.. *fun* in class. He’s.. well, he’s a dylan.

“..why is he playing with his retainer- eww, it fell on my paper!”
dylan: “*crying*”

by Erika&Zamira&Red July 5, 2023

Dylan culkin

The opposite of furry

Man that persons a Dylan culkin

by Dywbot July 6, 2023

Dylan nice

A Dylan nice is a Willy that has flaccid foreskin with dickscab commonly known as the funkops skin in fortnite

Hi my name is Dylan nice I’m a skin in fortnite

by Shehehehebrjww July 6, 2023

Dylan

dylan is a 5’3 basketball player. i never would’ve thought i would friends with him, let alone best friends. his exterior is more rude and sarcastic, but once i got to know him, he’s actually really sweet. he’s also one of the funniest people you will ever meet, yet he’ll start cracking up at the most unfunny joke about a autistic person. he’s also a boy i’ve had a crush on at least 2 times during our friendship, even tho he kinda looks like a dog. but after a while you can’t keep liking someone who will definitely never like you, especially after you had to watch an excruciating screen recording of him talking to a bitch named stephanie (srry). in the end, dylan is a friend who may be extremely aggressive and rude, but if you need him, he’ll be there. if you have a dylan keep him, if you don’t, definitely get yourself one.

person 1: you free this weekend?
person 2: nah i’m hanging out with Dylan
person:1 you think i can come, you make him seem like he mad cool
person 2: cuz he is

by shy <3 July 17, 2023