a dad joke123

a dad123 joke is Dads who tell dad jokes because they either have a lot of pets or are lonley

hey its a dad joke123

by WORD123456789WORD April 4, 2022

Ur Dad went to get milk

What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.

OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back

Chad-Yo ur dad went to get milk lol

Ur dad- leaves

by WeAreNotTheFBI January 1, 2024

Dad Sandwich

A “Dad Sandwich” is when a person who is usually smaller in stature, such as a small queer male or small woman, is caught between two “Daddies” or older dominant men during sexual intercourse.

Brian: “I met these two daddies at the bar. I got a Dad Sandwich if you know what I mean,”
…
Jessica: “I met up with these two daddies last night. I was the meat in their Dad Sandwich”

by TheBeesCheese November 23, 2023

Hollys dad

Piece of shit

“What’s that brown stuff on the floor”
“Oh that’s just hollys dad”

by Babz March 2, 2021

no dad

its is a joke made by max,seth and will and refers to a father molesting his childre

no dad

by sexyprincezuko October 29, 2020

DAD

Not to be confused with an actual father, DAD is an acronym used in the furry community. DAD stands for Dutch Angel Dragons, they are very fluffy dragons covered in feathers who are very squishy. They are one of the cutest looking original species created by Ino (Telephone). They are also the most popular of the original species in the furry fandom.

Furry1: "I want a DAD character."
Furry2: "A dad or a DAD?"
Furry1: *Gasps* "What about a dad DAD?"

by 🍉Natsuki_Husky🍉 October 31, 2020

dad

someone who left you at the age of 5

a man who went to get milk but did not come back

dad: hey son i need to get milk

son: ok dad

son 1 hour later: ima prank dad when he comes back

1 day:

2nd day:

420th day:

by mike hawks smol January 27, 2020