I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

I wouldn't kill myself if I lived in Ohio but I'd be upset still

by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022

I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

dont kill the baby

dont kill the goddamn baby

1: Im gonna kill a baby
2: what the fuck
1: huh
2: dont kill the baby

by Donald Baudelaire January 20, 2022

kill me👍

jeff

kill me👍

by miata real January 3, 2024

Kill

kill is an act of which you take a life from other living organism by your own choice or fault which can result in very big amount of tomfoolery on the other side of the table whit only one bad effect and that is you have to explain your intentions to the judge though you can completely nullify the effect by implying that "you did (it for) the funny" which cant be penetrated by any law hence "its funny" and youre "troll"

someone:
"Oh no you killed joe!"
you:
"Funny right?"

by Prđin December 19, 2022

Kill it

Oh! OH! You didn't think I was serious did you!? HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hym "Oh, shit, no! I don't know how to kill it! I was lying blatantly because I thought it would get you to hurry up and save me faster! Ha! That isn't a thing! Hahahahaha! Why? Did it tell you the riddle? What did it say?"

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

Kills

an act of demolishing or incapacitating an enemy aircraft, submarine, tank, etc.

"the engagement resulted in fifty-one tank kills"

by Arminkshipper June 30, 2025