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scene kings

Teenagers that are famous off the internet!!!
Here are some examples of scene kings:
John Hock (The famous Stickam hacker)
Sonny Moore (from first to last and recently his solo project)
Paul Griffiths (Babycakes clothing owner and owner of THESECRETPARTYLTD)
Oliver Sykes (singer)
Mathew Lush (Self proclaimed "Gaygod")

Scene kings usually date scene queens.
Scene kings always have perfect hair!
by 1truevoice December 16, 2007
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Black King

Black king is a black king with a big black dick
"bae, I want a black king with a black dick that can put me to sleep"

"wow! Did you see that black king dildo? Buy it for me hun!"
by -mightyprince June 11, 2018
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Smoothie King

Place that sells you a five dollar cup of water, then outright refuses to make you a proper smoothie claiming it was made properly the first time.
It's time to drive smoothie king out of business... like they did in the old days... takin' it to the streets!
by Bobs Johnson July 22, 2004
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king of the south

Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, T.I. comes in a close 2nd, luda only beats him due to the infamous diss track by Young Buck entitled "Stomp".
So Pimp and Be Easy, Quit Catchin' Feelings

Cuz You Worth A Couple Hundred Grand, And I'm Worth Millions

Nobodys Thinkin' About You, Plus Your Beats Ain't Legit

So Please Stay Off The T.I.P. Of My Dick .... OUCH LOL

Ludacris' clever lyrics and evil flows make him the tru king of the south
by EdThaGNumba3 July 16, 2006
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Whitey King

The name given to the last person to have produced sick due to the effects of smoking weed.
"Mate, did you just throw up? WHITEY KING!"
"Did you hear about *name* puking off that L last night? He is now to be reffered to as the Whitey King."
by Dulux September 21, 2009
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Short-King

A Short-King is someone who is below 6 foot tall and deserves praise as a king, i.e ludwig, MoistCritikal and cody co
"we stan a Short-King."
by SoftwareTaco October 2, 2022
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King Me

The phrase used to call dibs on an attractive female in a workplace; without having to worry about a sexual harassment suit.

To be used only when in a group.

The phrase is expected to be spoken with enough volume, so that all concerned parties, including the person being reserved, can hear that "King Me" is in effect.

Once King Me is in affect someone, it stays in affect for 24 hours, or until it makes sense for someone else to call it.

During the 24 hour window that King Me is in affect; only the person who called King Me can enter into any sexual contact of any sort with the female in concern.

Nobody can tell the attractive females about the game (punishable by death)

If the female knows about the game; you have no idea what she's talking about and your group was talking about a game of checkers.

If attractive females are traveling in a flock; which they often do, you can and SHOULD call King Me on the whole group.
"KING ME!!!!" said the dude who saw the hott chick.

Dude!!! Me and Bob just got back from the chow hall and the PX and Bob King Me-ed like 5 bitches.
by RECON G.I. July 10, 2010
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