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WHY R YOU TYPING THIS IN? R YOU SERIOUS??
by goodmorninganon August 16, 2024
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R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience). I feel RAPEd!
by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024
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R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)
by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024
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New Juice R

“New Juice R” basically means when the Juice WRLD Community wants a song they’ll commonly say: “Where is my R?” “Give me my Juice R”
Hey when are we getting a new juice R?
by ineedtimecdq October 2, 2024
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r/vegancirclejerk

r/vegancirclejerk is a sarcastic humor based subreddit where vegans speak the rhetoric that meat eaters say to justify meat eating or criticize veganism. The purpose is to self-ridicule using the anti-vegan arguments. It is a meme subreddit with no deeper meaning but sometimes to expose the hypocrisy and absurdity of the meat eaters' claims.

The previous definition says that r/vegancirclejerk is mean. r/vegancirclejerk is not mean. There is a lot of shadow projection on vegans. If you feel empathy and compassion for animals, you would treat them the same way you want yourself or your loved ones to be treated.

The above definition says that r/vegancirclejerk is radical and claims that r/vegan sympathizes with meat eaters. Think of any value in your life that you think is unethical (for example, cheating on your partner or stealing in store or abusing a waiter in restaurant) and observe your behaviour when somebody does the unethical thing. Put yourself in the shoes of vegans and see where the radicalism comes from. It is not a civil war. We are in it together. #AnimalLiberation
For example, there is a post on r/vegancirclejerk which says "Those who cannot change the world alone are exempt from being vegan". This illustrates the argument that some meat eaters make that their actions are insignificant. The underlying meaning is that one person matters. One person influences many people in their lifetime. If one person becomes vegan, more animals will NOT be born for their consumption. It is not the fault of animals that they are born in a body that is only seen for consumption and lacks inherent right to life.
by libphilosophy880 November 6, 2024
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Reverse R Kelly

When you let shawty shower you with her liquid during intercourse.
“Yo, you know Shaniqua gon’ give you that Reverse R Kelly”.
by anonymous November 29, 2024
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R. Kelly free throw

To urinate on someone whilst having an upwards pointed erection
I totally gave Donovan an R. Kelly free throw!
by Seerf December 7, 2024
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