The Mississippi Mud Monkey is when you take a shit and the feces is clinging to the hairs in and around the anus like a monkeys to tree branches. The Mississippi Mud Monkey derives it’s name after the clay like mud prevalent in much of Mississippi’s soil. The mud can be sticky and difficult to walk, drive through, and wipe away.
Damn, I just gave birth to a Mississippi Mud Monkey and now I need a shower.
Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey
Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey
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Get the mud monster mug.A softball team from Maine. Group of people that work hard and play even harder. The North Woods Outlaws bring a lot of the mud cricket out in people at their shows. Just asked them "Doesn't matter the time of day you can hear them all chirp a mile away" -NWO
The mudcrickets were playing and the crowd was going chirp chirp!! "She ain't a hoe, she just a mud cricket" - NWO
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Hangs a around girls at the pub like a fly
Hangs a around girls at the pub like a fly
See that bloke over there hassling the poor girl wearing a work shirt trucker cap and surfer joes he a mud fly
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