Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

Monster Mop

A Monster Mop is a ugly chick you keep on the side to help you clean up all your messes. She won't mind.

I messed up again but luckily i still got the monster mop.

by anonymous June 19, 2023

Tickle Monster

Me. I am the tickle monster.

P1: Hey have you heard of the tickle monster?

Me: Uh yeah that's me!

by yourmomkisserr July 31, 2023

Denim Monster

Any man or woman that dresses head to toe in denim (often in multiple layers).

Did you go to the rodeo at the fairgrounds the other day?

There were Denim Monsters everywhere.

by Greenhans33 June 10, 2022

fumble monster

Supreet

Supreet is a fumble monster and the original and can never be beaten as the fumble monster

by Ishlovesdick September 13, 2023

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by fliesonthewalls September 18, 2021

Tummy monsters

that shitty stinging stomach ache that hurts to walk around with

Sorry boys I just came down with the tummy monsters

by memelordraymund October 31, 2017