A term applied to a Spring Breaker by a fellow Spring Breaker, under the heavy influence of rum and vodka. Funny at the time as a joke, the term is often taken a bit too seriously by individuals who still use it to insult the Spring Breaker in question 12 months later.
Generally speaking, the person dubbed "King of Crunk" does not actually believe he can drink more than anyone else, although he admittedly is attracted to middle school girls. Moreover, the person jokingly dubbed King of Crunk will often sit and ponder why individuals spend Thursday evenings dwelling on Spring Break rather than going out and--yes--getting crunked.
Generally speaking, the person dubbed "King of Crunk" does not actually believe he can drink more than anyone else, although he admittedly is attracted to middle school girls. Moreover, the person jokingly dubbed King of Crunk will often sit and ponder why individuals spend Thursday evenings dwelling on Spring Break rather than going out and--yes--getting crunked.
Last night I stayed in and thought about the ridiculousness of the term "King of Crunk" instead of doing something productive.
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Here are some examples of scene kings:
John Hock (The famous Stickam hacker)
Sonny Moore (from first to last and recently his solo project)
Paul Griffiths (Babycakes clothing owner and owner of THESECRETPARTYLTD)
Oliver Sykes (singer)
Mathew Lush (Self proclaimed "Gaygod")
Scene kings usually date scene queens.
Here are some examples of scene kings:
John Hock (The famous Stickam hacker)
Sonny Moore (from first to last and recently his solo project)
Paul Griffiths (Babycakes clothing owner and owner of THESECRETPARTYLTD)
Oliver Sykes (singer)
Mathew Lush (Self proclaimed "Gaygod")
Scene kings usually date scene queens.
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