bar jacked

When a drunk corners you in a bar an you can't escape...

Sober friends just walk in

Drunk Bar Jacker approches your table: Hey guys, how are you? I'm friends with a rapper. He's 25 and his wife is 24 and I'm 54 and rappers are the poets of our generation and can say more in 14 paragraphs than most say their entire lives and....

Sober friends: We've been bar jacked!

by dddennis February 17, 2010

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jack merril

Jack Merril is one of God's most precious creations he loves taki's but also has an interest in dinamita's jack is most likely w plump boy who might try to eat 6 apples but will always come back to taki's Jack is truly the best human ever

Jack Merril is the taki King

by Poopy pants shield December 13, 2017

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fry-jacked

it's when someone comes over, eats all ur fries and then runs off leaving you with almost none, and because it's done at the same time ur eating them you don't realize whats going on right away until it's too late, and you've already been had!!! Friends may do this accidently and then feel guilty and run off. However this may also be done on purpose.

(name) fry-jacked me! (he/she) only left me five and a pile crunchys

by onefasthoagie-og February 21, 2011

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surrey jacks

a wannabe gangster living in canada (normally surrey) they switch languages through mostly punjabi and english while talking they be wearing either nike jordan that typa shit

"yo lets go to surrey"
"nah theres too many wannbe gangster surrey jacks there"

by anymous2729186 July 22, 2023

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shit jacked

F*ked up beyond all recognition...
Totally messed up and looks like shit.

Ex: "Look at that methhead he is totally shit jacked!"
"Hey look at that girl I almost didn’t recognize her, it’s Tiffany. Meth has her all shit jacked"

by BearJew70 January 11, 2018

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