golden tavern

A sexual act similar to a golden shower, with the exception that the act is performed in a bed and the recipient sleeps in the bed post coitus.

I took Janice home after we went to the bar last night, but we were both so shitfaced that I didn't realize she'd given me a golden tavern until the next morning.

by Dink Donk McClinkclonk August 11, 2018

Golden Stairs

An act where a man stands at the top of stairs while a girl is laying at the bottom with her mouth open, the man then urinates on the stairs as the urine trickles down into her mouth.

Yea bro, i gave her the Golden Stairs.

by Blumpmefineshyt November 21, 2024

Golden Hawk

A hell of a good baseball player.

"Larry is such a golden hawk, have you seen him hit?"

by 'Tomer July 26, 2005

ze golden pug

He wants admun but Pleblo won't giv him it. RIP admun 1 liek a day and maybe in the next 3 decades pug might have admun somdaey.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Look at ze golden pug still a supermod. Get a lief, get admun.

by Bad shit October 12, 2017

Golden Corral Sex

When someone with crabs has sex with another person that has a yeast infection.

Golden Corral Sex: I had sex with Julie last night, afterwards she told me she had a yeast infection and with me having crabs it was like we were now dining at a seafood buffet.

by Stephlog June 2, 2024

Golden Arches

When a couple goes to the washroom at the same time. One partner sits on the toilet seat with their legs opened and the other partner stands over them, peeing between their legs and crossing streams. It cultivates a level of intimacy during urination.

Partner 1: Hey Sal, I have to go to the washroom, do you want to do a Golden Arches?

Partner 2: Sure Talia, if you go sit down, I’ll come stand over you.

by Big Moo Death June 8, 2024

Golden Laptop

The Golden Laptop is a fun game where you spray-paint someone's laptop gold preferably JR. To begin the game you have to run over to the person (JR) and shout "Golden Laptop". This gives the person who shouted Golden Laptop the chance to pin the Person (JR) and do whatever you want to him. This could be anything and everything preferable stuff like setting his pubes on fire, stapling his eyes shut, or even 💀f***ing him.

Person 1: "I'm kind of bored right now, I don't know what to do".
Person 2: "We should play Golden Laptop, when JR leaves let's paint his laptop gold".
Person 1: " He's on his way back".
JR: " Who the f*** painted my laptop gold, I'm f***ing kill you".
Person 1: " GOLDEN LAPTOP".
Person 2: " I called dibs on ripping his toe nails off".

by Aiden_Fullertons homophobic 🍅 March 3, 2024