porcelain French horn

The shitter , the shit pot , the dunny, the chodbin, the shunky, the cludgy, the bog.

Excuse me for a brief few moments Delilah ,

One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior

Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..

by RacinJason November 30, 2018

French Stove

A passionate and steamy romantic encounter that involves a lot of heat, creativity, and perhaps some culinary flair—think of combining French passion with the intensity of a hot stove.

"Last night was so hot, we practically invented the French Stove."

by Valaraukor July 2, 2025

French person

A Disgusting creature from the depths of tarturus whomst feed on your joy and weird bread

extremely dangerous kill on sight

Person 1😺 : hon hon bagguette

Person 2😈 : ew a french person

by Funky Jim and gimbo May 3, 2025

french stamp

When a person pulls their butt cheeks apart and farts on another person’s forehead, leaving a little juice.

Waking up with a hangover, I realized that I had received a French stamp in the night while my friends were still partying.

by Clamantha July 25, 2019

French Gunfire

The act of making your urine multishot (split urine) and then spraying it at another woman with malicious intent.

Jenna: "I was totally French Gunfired last night!"

by Vladimir Carti February 11, 2020

Beat a French day

On August 9th you can beat up any French person you see and the can't fight back

Oh did you know it's beat a French day today?

by TSK7 August 7, 2023