Mad ass cracker

A mad cracker. Aka. M.A.C..

Mad ass cracker is defined by me

by B.Hunt May 1, 2021

What's Cracken

Hello Showin Respect to a Organization and not affliated or prospect..

Dont be lyin! What's Cracken!

by SexMoneyTucker May 16, 2021

A Rare Crackening

The rare crackening is defined as an event where claws are cracked. Though this phrase would imply infrequency of the action itself or the choice of time of the action, this is not the case. The rare crackening typically occurs during times when crackenings are most common. Its an inception pounder.

"Ah, its a rare crackening on a Sunday for the Patriots game"- KDP

"KDP, you literally get drunk every Sunday during football season"- Unnamed Alcoholic

by pbones October 18, 2021

The Whole Cracker Barrel

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.

Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.

by fishpickles May 2, 2022

Egg Sandwich at Cracker Barrel

when a twink lets two men dominate him from the mouth and rear in a cracker barrel bathroom.

I had an egg sandwich at Cracker Barrel

by gabe atol May 21, 2022

Ritz Savory Cracker

A cracker with cheese

A spin-off of Fitz Avery Vacker

I love Ritz Savory Crackers, they are so cheesy.

by DoctorDum42 January 16, 2023

whole wheat cracker

Someone who is white but looks Latino or mixed.

"Addy? I thought she was Mexican."
"No, just a whole wheat cracker."

by eatingknees May 27, 2023