red cookie

When your girl is on her period and you wanna eat her out

Damn dude I wanna eat her red cookie.

by Red cookie May 24, 2016

cookie phoned

Too many dabs leading to use of chocolate chip cookie as a telephone.

"You tryna get cookie phoned tonight?"

by Whitna$tymcwhitecheddah May 21, 2016

loser cookie

When a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. The last man to effectively jerk off and get their cum on the cookie has to eat the cookie. Enjoy!

"Aw man, I can't believe David talked about grandma titties while we were playing loser cookie. If he hadn't done that, I don't think Drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!"

by Cookie_m0nster May 13, 2016

Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies

The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.

by Connie Bates May 13, 2016

cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

ikkie cookie

When a group of people masturbate on a cookie, and whoever doesn't cum will then eat it

Man, me and all my friends had an Ikkie Cookie last night, and Ray ended up having to eat it

by Ikkaruz April 18, 2016

squishy cookie

a definitive time for the word vagina

I liked her in the squishy cookie.

by Person O'random May 1, 2016