Jam boner

When high on opiates and are "jammed", and you can't control your erection.

Even with the nausea my jam boner won't go away.

by Fillcolons October 4, 2018

Mind Boner

To have a great idea.

I just got a mind boner; what if socks were self drying and cleaning!

by TooHardtoHandle January 12, 2015

Mega Boner

When you get your blood taken and simultaneously beat your dick so the remaining blood in your body rushes to your penis, giving you a mega boner.

Just got a mega boner from the children’s hospital.

by BootyTaken42069 February 6, 2020

Boner Blind

When a guy is horny and completely oblivious to their partner's emotions and feelings and just wants to get laid.

Man, I was having a really shitty night last night and needed someone to talk to. But John was being a boner blind asshole and trying to get into my pants.

by R. Swanson May 7, 2018

boner genocide

A buzzkill or boner kill happening to many people. A huge letdown to all.

One night, every student in Mr. Johnson's class noticed that their grade had risen 20%. The next morning, Mr. Johnson announced to the class that this was just an error and that everyone's grades would go back down 20% by the end of the day. The result was absolute boner genocide.

by fuckin fucksticks August 22, 2014

Anti-Boner

1) Opposite of arroused. Especcially around hideous women.
2) Anytime someone happens to see your manhood and it is half its usual size.

"Man did you see that ugly bitch?"
"Yeah man, she gave me an Anti-Boner!"

"Yesterday when Jimmy pantsed me he took my boxers down too. Worst of all Sally saw and I had an Anti-Boner!"

by MJW33 July 31, 2012

lifetime boner

A really hot chick that you've always wanted to bone but you know you'll never be able to

Dude.. Jan is so hot.. She's totally my lifetime boner

No matter how serious your relationship may be, you'll always have a lifetime boner.. Whether or not you admit it

by CCCADA February 25, 2014